MelissaA
Brenton
Shilpa Karhik
What Children Think Of The Sea!
July 15th 2008 10:30
Teachers then compared the results and put together some of the 'better' ones.
1. This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles. (Kelly age 6)
2. Some fish are dangerous. Jellyfish can sting. Electric eels can give you a shock. They have to live in caves under the sea because I think they have to plug themselves in to chargers. (Christopher age 7)
3. Oysters' balls are called pearls. (James age 6)
4. If you are surrounded by sea you are an Island. If you don't have sea all around you, you are incontinent. (Wayne age 7)
5. I think sharks are ugly and mean, and have big teeth, just like Emily Richardson. She's not my friend no more. (Kyle age 6)
6. A dolphin breathes through an asshole on the top of its head. (Billy age 8)
7. When ships had sails, they used to use the trade winds to cross the ocean. Sometimes, when the wind didn't blow the sailors would whistle to make the wind come. My brother said they would be better off eating beans. (William age 7)
8. I like mermaids. They are beautiful, and I like their shiny tails. How do mermaids get pregnant? (Helen age 6)
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Comment by Mrs M
Mum's Word
I love the stuff that kids come up with. Truly boggles the mind.
If I'm having a crap day, I just need to read stuff like this to just ease my tension a little bit.
I can't even pick a favourite; they're all bent in their own unique way.
Love & stuff
Mrs M
Comment by Anonymous
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Comment by Wilson Pon
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Love all the jokes here, especially the "incontinent" word...(Way to go, Wayne
Thanks for the laugh as well, Melissa.
Comment by Jessicca
Learning Something Everyday
Malaysia Found
Their innocence can be so unexpected!
Great article to ease the day!
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Comment by Anonymous
You need to make them more understandable
Thank you
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