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SORRY BUT I'M NOT DEAD YET!!!

August 20th 2008 23:45
gravestone headstone
People who reportedly 'died' before they did!

* Bertrand Russell (British mathematician) - reported in print as having died in 1937, had to have his obituary reprinted when he actually died in 1970.

* Mark Twain (author) - A US newspaper reported that he had died in 1897. When someone attempted to confirm the grim news, they were met by a living, breathing Twain who uttered the famous words..."Reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated."


* Lord Baden Powell (Scouting Founder) - reported as having been shot for spying during WW1, died in 1941 while not spying in WW2.
It has actually been said that during WW1, even though he volunteered his services, he had been given no orders to follow as Lord Kitchener stated that "he could lay his hand on several competent divisional generals but could find no one who could carry on the invaluable work of the Boy Scouts."


* Alfred Nobel it is said came up with the idea of the Nobel Peace Prize after the appalling report in a French newspaper of his death in 1888. He thought his obituary sounded that bad that he decided to have his legacy live on in a more positive light! He died just 8 years later.

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iPod to iPhone to iDiamond????

June 20th 2008 09:30
iDiamond
So what to buy for the person with too much money and every conceivable gadget under the sun?

The iDiamond of course. A $40,000 diamond encrusted iPod Shuffle.

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FART DEODORISERS!!!

April 30th 2008 16:31
farting man
Yes, you heard me correctly, fart deodorisers!

Somewhere, someone in a company out there in the big wide world, has designed an odour absorbing pad to wear in your briefs/underwear to absorb the smell of the thunder down under.

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SQUATTING For The OLYMPICS!!!

March 27th 2008 01:10
Going to the Beijing Olympics? Well it might be standing squatting room only for those availing themselves of one of the the most unpleasant, but extremeley necessary evils.

toilet
I'm talking toilets! Yes again with another toilet tale, and no, I don't have some sort of weird toilet fetish. (Although I'm sure you were just hoping for one. )

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Jedi Knight
Thousands of Australians during a national census have been known in the past to put down their religion as being 'Jedi'.

Now it seems the first 'Jedi Church' is in the makings thanks to brothers Barney and Daniel Jones of Anglesey, Wales

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UPSIDE DOWN CHRISTMAS TREES!

December 18th 2007 00:05
Upside down Christmas tree
After seeing the infamous Upside-Down Christmas tree at John Lewis this week, I thought I'd find one of my own, well, not one for me personally, but one to share with you all.

This is the tree for people who like a lot of room beneath their tree for gifts and don't like having their Christmas ornaments lost inside the branches of a normal tree.

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NAUGHTY, NASTY, MISTLETOE!!!

December 17th 2007 00:05
Nasty Mistletoe
Certainly every Christmas some strange Christmas related products appear, but what do you make of this one!
Called the "Nasty Mistletoe" it heckles people as they walk past!

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REALLY Addicted To Heavy Metal!

August 8th 2007 00:20
In June of this year, Sweden's English-language news reported the government's employment service had granted Roger Tullgren, supplemental income benefits based on his illness of addiction to heavy-metal music.

Tullgren , noticeable as a 42 year old male with with long, black hair, tattoos and heavy metal jewellery, had attended nearly 300 concerts during 2006.

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Forget strip poker! This competition has blown it way out of the water with the prizes it's giving away.

For the winner of the supposedly family friendly National Poker League competition in Geelong, the prize is a voucher for a 30-minute session at a brothel. The runner-up meanwhile receives a free lap dance.
poker

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A Sign To Fear???

May 4th 2007 00:25
snake sign Austria
Warning sign in Polish, Czech, English & German
Some parts of Austria have a major problem with motorists, usually tourists from Eastern Europe, stopping to urinate by the roadside.

This results in the smell of urine permeating the air, not exactly scented with minty freshness!

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Practical Bra Construction

May 1st 2007 00:30
bra
Imagine taking a University course on how to design and build women's bras!

All such things are possible at the Hong Kong Polytechnic University where you can do a degree in 'Bra Studies'.

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chocolate
How many of you would be willing to eat this unique Ukrainian treat?!?!

Sure the picture looks good, but that's only half of the story!

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Weirdest Book Award

April 24th 2007 00:25
book stack
Believe it or not a book about abandoned shopping trolleys has recently won a book award!

It won the Oddest Book Title of the Year category after it was voted for online.

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