Vending Machine Death
April 15th 2007 00:25
Reportedly 2 people die every year from altercations with a vending machine
An article in the Journal of the American Medical Association documents how way back in 1988, 15 cases in which men tried to get a can of drink out of the machine were crushed. 3 died, the other 12 required hospitalization for injuries such as fractures of the skull, toe, ankle, tibia, femur, and pelvis; inter-cerebral bleeding, knee contusion, and one punctured bladder.
As a result now, vending machines often display a warning label such as "Warning! Vending machine design prevents dispensing free products or coins. NEVER ROCK OR TILT: Machine can fall over causing serious injury or death" as used by the Coca Cola company.
Roll on natural selection!
An article in the Journal of the American Medical Association documents how way back in 1988, 15 cases in which men tried to get a can of drink out of the machine were crushed. 3 died, the other 12 required hospitalization for injuries such as fractures of the skull, toe, ankle, tibia, femur, and pelvis; inter-cerebral bleeding, knee contusion, and one punctured bladder.
As a result now, vending machines often display a warning label such as "Warning! Vending machine design prevents dispensing free products or coins. NEVER ROCK OR TILT: Machine can fall over causing serious injury or death" as used by the Coca Cola company.
Roll on natural selection!
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great blog, I think you've proven that Darwins theory of evolution and natural selection is completely wrong...personally I think we are de-evloving myself lol
Take care,
Nick
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