MelissaA
Brenton
Shilpa Karhik
Funny Thoughts On Relationships!
February 13th 2007 00:25
Behind every clever man, is a scientist running tests.
Behind every great woman is a man checking her out.
I don't want to sound sexist here, but I do think men make better Santa's. Men have bigger bellies, men are used to sitting long periods of time and men have lots of experience making promises they have no intention of keeping.
- Jay Leno.
The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby. - Natalie Wood.
Is there a cure for a broken heart? Only time can heal your broken heart, just as time can heal his broken arms and legs. - Miss Piggy
Love is rare.
So I shot it, and mounted it on my wall.
Finding love can be like the mail
Sometimes you get junk.
Sometimes you get just what you need
Women might be able to fake orgasms, but men can fake whole relationships.
If you truly love them, Let them go.
Or cripple them so they can't leave.
Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight. - Phyllis Diller.
Whenever I date a guy, I think, is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with? - Rita Rudner.
Women are frightening. If you make it to 41, you're quite battle-scarred. - Hugh Grant.
I just broke up with someone and the last thing she said to me was 'You'll never find anyone like me again!' I'm thinking, 'I should hope not! If I don't want you, why would I want someone like you. - Anonymous
A girl can wait for the right man to come along, but in the meantime that still doesn't mean she can't have a wonderful time with all the wrong ones. - Cher
Love is a word that is constantly heard,
Hate is a word that is not.
Love, I am told, is more precious than gold.
Love, I have read, is hot.
But Hate is the verb that to me is superb,
And Love but a drug on the mart.
Any kiddie in school can Love like a fool,
But Hating, my boy, is an Art.
- Ogden Nash.
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