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The RULES Of AIR TRAVEL

September 16th 2009 16:55
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1. No flight ever leaves on time unless you are running late and need the normal delay in order to make it on time.

2. If you ARE running late for a flight, it will depart from the farthest gate within the terminal.

3. If you arrive very early for a flight, it will inevitably be delayed.

4. Flights never leave from Gate #1 at any terminal in the world.

5. If you must work on your flight, you will experience turbulence as soon as you touch pen to paper.

6. If you are assigned a middle seat, you can determine who has the seats on the aisle and the window while you are still in the boarding area. Just look for the two largest passengers.

7. Only passengers seated in window seats ever have to get up to go to the lavatory.

8. The crying baby on board your flight is always seated next to you.

9. The best-looking woman on your flight is never seated next to you.

10. The less carry-on luggage space available on an aircraft, the more carry-on luggage passengers will bring aboard.

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Comment by Wilson Pon

September 17th 2009 12:39
The best-looking woman on your flight is never seated next to you.

Melissa, I think you're referred to those who traveling alone, as the best-looking women (Of course, my mom and girlfriend) are always sit next to me...! Lol

Comment by signals

September 17th 2009 16:27
This a funny post. You might want to add that some airlines give incentives to employees for on-time departures, which means that some gate agents slam the door before the scheduled departure!

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