MelissaA
Brenton
Shilpa Karhik
SHORT & FUNNY VALENTINES RHYMES
February 14th 2012 00:01
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!
Of loving beauty you float with grace.
If only you could hide your face.
My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way.
Until that is, I met your brother.
I see your face when I am dreaming
That's why I always wake up screaming.
What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.
You were so distant
Now we're as one
Thanks to some duct tape
And a glue gun
Romantic Gesture - Paul Curtis
My wife told me to be more romantic
And to book a table for Valentines Day
When we arrived at the snooker hall
I can tell you there was all hell to pay
Hindsight - Joanna Fuchs
I said to you, "Oh, please be mine;
Be mine forever, Valentine."
I must have seemed like quite a fool,
Although I thought I was being cool.
I swore that we would never part,
As I put my hand upon my heart.
Had I been thinking with my head,
I'd probably have fled instead.
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