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Did you know that the Guinness Book of Records was invented to settle an argument!

In May 1951, then managing director of the Guinness Breweries, Irishman Sir Hugh Beaver, went out bird shooting party in County Wexford, Ireland and ended up in an argument about which was the fastest game bird in Europe.

Guinness book of world records 2010
Refusing to let the matter rest he found no book to refer to for an answer. Realising that others must have similar arguments, particularly in pubs, he decided that a book supplying the answers to both the bird question and others was required.

Another Guinness employee recommended brothers Ross & Norris McWhirter to assist him as they had achieved a reputation at the time, of being excellent fact-finders. A few years later in 1954 the brothers had eventually compiled a book known as "The Guinness Book of Records" and printed out 1000 copies to be given away for free.

However, the book became a British best-seller by Christmas 1955. Beaver remarked that "It was a marketing give away—it wasn't supposed to be a money maker". In 1956 it was then launched in North America and sold 70,000 copies, before the full extent of its popularity was realised and the decision was made to produce a new, updated version every year from then on.
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A Little VALENTINE'S Day HUMOUR!!!

February 14th 2010 00:01
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing “Love” stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. He then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying scent all over them.

Valentines herpes sign
His curiosity getting the better of him, he goes up to the balding man and asks him what he is doing. The man says, “I’m sending out 1,000 Valentine cards signed, ‘Guess who?’”

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LOOSE STUFF 2 MAKE U LAUGH!

July 25th 2009 12:10
Charlie Sheen was once asked whether he'd like to have his father's job playing the American president on "The West Wing".
"I could never be the president," Sheen replied. "Think about it. I've abused cocaine, I've been arrested, I'm not a very smart guy. It's a big joke to think people would want someone like me just because his dad was president."

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MISHEARD & Sung Christmas LYRICS!!!

December 1st 2008 23:45
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Some more of those laughable misheard and mis-sung lyrics, only this time from Christmas carols.

1. The Christmas Song

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The Things PEOPLE Actually SAY!!!!

November 5th 2008 10:00
Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?
Answer: 'I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever,'
--Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest.

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40th birthday
"Forty isn't old, if you're a tree." ~ Anonymous

"We don't understand life any better at forty than at twenty, but we know it and admit it." ~ Jules Renard
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SORRY BUT I'M NOT DEAD YET!!!

August 20th 2008 23:45
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People who reportedly 'died' before they did!

* Bertrand Russell (British mathematician) - reported in print as having died in 1937, had to have his obituary reprinted when he actually died in 1970.
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ALL The TEA In CHINA!

August 4th 2008 21:31
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Most of us have heard the phrase "all the tea in China", as in " I wouldn't give up xxxx for all the tea in China".

But how much tea is there really in the whole of China???

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News Headlines To Make You Laugh!

July 11th 2008 10:30
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Some of the funnier, laugh out loud, news headlines of the past:

Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide (Gee, I wonder why?)
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You probably thought george W. Bush was the only US president to make faux pas such as "You're free. And freedom is beautiful. And, you know, it'll take time to restore chaos and order—order out of chaos. But we will."

And of course my personal favourite,"Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB/GYN's aren't able to practice their love with women all across the country."

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NAUGHTY, NASTY, MISTLETOE!!!

December 17th 2007 00:05
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Certainly every Christmas some strange Christmas related products appear, but what do you make of this one!
Called the "Nasty Mistletoe" it heckles people as they walk past!

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A Little GEORGE W BUSH Humour!

August 2nd 2007 00:30
I couldn't resist posting this up, I thought it was hilarious to say the least!

George W Bush
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Chicken Hatching - LIVE!

July 16th 2007 00:50
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Watching chickens hatch out of their small cramped living space can be a fascinating thing to watch.

While over here visiting the UK and looking at primary schools, I've stumbled across one school in particular who has, along with another school, purchased an incubator and is currently hatching out eggs.

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A Few Humourous Quotes For Today

June 22nd 2007 00:25

* Electricity is really just organized lightning.
- George Carlin

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