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News Headlines To Make You Laugh!

July 11th 2008 10:30

Some of the funnier, laugh out loud, news headlines of the past:

Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide (Gee, I wonder why?)

Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant (does that work any better than jail?)

Grandmother of Eight Makes Hole In One

Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over

Tiger Woods Play With Own Balls, Nike Says

Miners Refuse to Work after Death (Lazy bastards!)

Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says (No, really?)

Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted

Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead

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George W. Bush - Not the Only US President To Lose Control Of His Tongue

July 7th 2008 07:22

You probably thought george W. Bush was the only US president to make faux pas such as "You're free. And freedom is beautiful. And, you know, it'll take time to restore chaos and order—order out of chaos. But we will."

And of course my personal favourite,"Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB/GYN's aren't able to practice their love with women all across the country."
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NAUGHTY, NASTY, MISTLETOE!!!

December 17th 2007 00:05

Certainly every Christmas some strange Christmas related products appear, but what do you make of this one!
Called the "Nasty Mistletoe" it heckles people as they walk past!

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A Little GEORGE W BUSH Humour!

August 2nd 2007 00:30

I couldn't resist posting this up, I thought it was hilarious to say the least!

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Chicken Hatching - LIVE!

July 16th 2007 00:50

Watching chickens hatch out of their small cramped living space can be a fascinating thing to watch.

While over here visiting the UK and looking at primary schools, I've stumbled across one school in particular who has, along with another school, purchased an incubator and is currently hatching out eggs.
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A Few Humourous Quotes For Today

June 22nd 2007 00:25

* Electricity is really just organized lightning.
- George Carlin
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NOTABLE INSULTS!!!

June 16th 2007 00:25

"Now there sits a man with an open mind. You can feel the draught from here."
- Groucho Marx

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Medical Problems Of A Different Kind!

May 31st 2007 00:25

Forget illegible handwriting! Have you ever witnessed the results of what happens when doctors pay little attention to spelling, grammar and interpretation?
Here is a list of medical notes written by doctors about certain patients.

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WAR Of The SEXES Quotes!

May 27th 2007 01:30

"Sir! This lady is my wife. You should be ashamed."
"If this lady is your wife, you should be ashamed."
Groucho Marx - A Night In Casablanca.
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Magical Misprints

May 26th 2007 02:35

Notable newspaper misprints from times past.

For cockroaches do not use sodium fluoride, as children or cherished pets may eat the sodium fluoride instead of the cockroaches.
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Funny quotes

May 22nd 2007 15:30

The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people

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Quotes For Sleeping Through

May 20th 2007 03:10

Due to oversleeping today which almost NEVER happens here, today's belated post is about sleep.

The amount of sleep required by the average person is about five minutes more.
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Final Words

April 3rd 2007 06:41

Pardon me, sir. I did not do it on purpose. - Marie Antoinette - After stepping on the foot of her executioner

Don't disturb my circles! - Archemedies - Said to a soldier who approached him while erforming Geometry. The soldier didn't take it well.
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Advice for Life

March 27th 2007 00:25

Some eye opening information on life. Bryn and other lycanthropes would do well to heed the first piece of advice especially. ; )

1. Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, because you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.

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