MelissaA
Brenton
Shilpa Karhik
ON TURNING 40 - Or Any Large Number....
September 30th 2011 00:33
* I'm not 40, I'm 18 with 22 years experience!
* At 40 you’ve got your head together but your body is starting to fall apart.
* At 40 you’re at the old age of youth, entering the youth of old age.
* At 40, you're at that awkward age between desirability and complete senility.
* At 40 you are approaching the dead centre of middle age. It occurs when you are too young to take up golf and too old to rush to the net.
* You know you've reached 40 when a doctor, not a policeman, tells you to slow down.
* Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.
* Don't worry about avoiding temptation - at your age now it will start avoiding you.
* 40 - Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult.
* At your age now you should become a graduate of the Zsa Zsa Gabor School of Creative Mathematics, and you’ll honestly not know how old you are.
* Growing old is inevitable. Growing up is optional.
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