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CALLING ALL ALIEN ABDUCTEES!!!

August 14th 2008 16:22
You know what - I'm not even going to write my own interpretation of today's little number - instead I'll let you figure it out for yourself from what the makers have to say........but feel free to make your own judgements - I just wouldn't know where to start with this one!

earth earthlings
"Picture yourself lost in the galaxy...UFO sightings and Alien Abductions are on the rise...Will you return to tell the story?

In case of alien abduction these dog tags may save your life. The crucial data an alien will need to get you back to Earth is die stamped into these dog tags.

The design is based on NASA research for the Pioneer 10 Space Mission that used a gold plaque attached to the craft to inform any Extraterrestrials of it's Earthly origin.
Very handy for those pesky Alien Abductions.

Engraved with several methods of locating Earth in the Galaxy, an alien pilot does not need to
understand any human language to use this information. The mathematical location of Earth........"
if you really want to know the rest, just follow this link to Earth Dog Tags!

......he was a one-eyed, one horned, flying, purple people eater......

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Unusual Occupations

July 2nd 2008 08:19
Ant Catcher - catches ants for use in ant farms.

Bone Crusher - crushes animal bones into a powder in order to make glue.
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FART DEODORISERS!!!

April 30th 2008 16:31
farting man
Yes, you heard me correctly, fart deodorisers!

Somewhere, someone in a company out there in the big wide world, has designed an odour absorbing pad to wear in your briefs/underwear to absorb the smell of the thunder down under.

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EYELID TWITCHING!!!

February 1st 2008 22:45
eye
Who else here is a card carrying member of the Eye Twitch Club???

I'm sure there are quite a few of us out there. you wake up in the morning, and everything seems normal, but then one of your eyelids decides to branch out on it's own, despite any central commands from the brain.

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A Motorola 12 Days Of Christmas

December 19th 2007 00:05
mobile phones motorola KRZR K1
Only a year ago mobile phone company Motorola came up with their own version of the 12 Days of Christmas which it played on the radio stations of certain countries such as the Philippines.

Going by the last verse of the song, it plays as thus:

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We all do it! There are those who will deny it, but even dead people fart!

Fifteen Flatulent Facts
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