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40th birthday
"Forty isn't old, if you're a tree." ~ Anonymous

"We don't understand life any better at forty than at twenty, but we know it and admit it." ~ Jules Renard

"I'm not 40, I'm eighteen with 22 years experience." ~ Anonymous

"At age 20, we worry about what others think of us. At 40, we don't care what they think of us. At 60, we discover they haven't been thinking of us at all." ~ Ann Landers

“The best years of a woman's life - the ten years between 39 and 40” ~ Anonymous


"The 'I just woke up' face of your 30's is the 'all day long' face of your 40's" ~ Libby Reid


“Life begins at 40 - but so do fallen arches, rheumatism, faulty eyesight, and the tendency to tell a story to the same person, three or four times.” ~ Helen Rowland


“Age is a matter of feeling, not of years.” ~ George William Curtis
(All depends on who you happen to be feeling at the time I guess! )

“Forty is the old age of youth; fifty is the youth of old age.” ~ Victor Hugo


“Women are most fascinating between the ages of 35 and 40 after they have won a few races and know how to pace themselves. Since few women ever pass 40, maximum fascination can continue indefinitely.” ~ Christian Dior


“35 is a very attractive age. London society is full of women of the very highest birth who have, of their own free choice, remained thirty-five for years.” ~ Oscar Wilde


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ALL The TEA In CHINA!

August 4th 2008 21:31
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Most of us have heard the phrase "all the tea in China", as in " I wouldn't give up xxxx for all the tea in China".

But how much tea is there really in the whole of China???

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News Headlines To Make You Laugh!

July 11th 2008 10:30
funny headline
Some of the funnier, laugh out loud, news headlines of the past:

Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide (Gee, I wonder why?)
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Chicken Hatching - LIVE!

July 16th 2007 00:50
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Watching chickens hatch out of their small cramped living space can be a fascinating thing to watch.

While over here visiting the UK and looking at primary schools, I've stumbled across one school in particular who has, along with another school, purchased an incubator and is currently hatching out eggs.

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NOTABLE INSULTS!!!

June 16th 2007 00:25
Groucho Marx
"Now there sits a man with an open mind. You can feel the draught from here."
- Groucho Marx

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stethoscope
Forget illegible handwriting! Have you ever witnessed the results of what happens when doctors pay little attention to spelling, grammar and interpretation?
Here is a list of medical notes written by doctors about certain patients.


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WAR Of The SEXES Quotes!

May 27th 2007 01:30
male female sybol sex
"Sir! This lady is my wife. You should be ashamed."
"If this lady is your wife, you should be ashamed."
Groucho Marx - A Night In Casablanca.

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Magical Misprints

May 26th 2007 02:35
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Notable newspaper misprints from times past.

For cockroaches do not use sodium fluoride, as children or cherished pets may eat the sodium fluoride instead of the cockroaches.
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Quotes For Sleeping Through

May 20th 2007 03:10
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Due to oversleeping today which almost NEVER happens here, today's belated post is about sleep.

The amount of sleep required by the average person is about five minutes more.

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Advice for Life

March 27th 2007 00:25
Some eye opening information on life. Bryn and other lycanthropes would do well to heed the first piece of advice especially. ; )

1. Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, because you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.
dragon

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FUNNY GRAFFITI

March 5th 2007 00:25
funny graffiti

We've all seen our share of graffiti, and some of it can actually be quite humourous. Take these signs for instance that were somewhat amended. ; )


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