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July 22nd 2008 10:30
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MEN RECOMMEND MORE CLUBS FOR WIVES

COMPLAINTS ABOUT NBA REFEREES GROWING UGLY


TUNA BITING OFF WASHINGTON COAST

MAN HELD OVER GIANT L.A. BRUSH FIRE

S. FLORIDA ILLEGAL ALIENS CUT IN HALF BY NEW LAW

CHILD'S STOOL GREAT FOR USE IN GARDEN

COUNTY OFFICIALS TO TALK RUBBISH (Why that even made the news I don't know - that's just standard political practice.)


GENETIC ENGINEERING SPLITS SCIENTISTS

IRAQI HEAD SEEKS ARMS

DEFENDANT'S SPEECH ENDS IN LONG SENTENCE

IS THERE A RING OF DEBRIS AROUND URANUS? (Next time use more toilet paper!)






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Begging for a buck with a Twist

July 21st 2008 10:30
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funny begging signs

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If Operating Systems Were Beers!

July 20th 2008 10:30
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OK, you'll notice from the start that it is a little more than outdated, but for those of us who remember the 'good old days' of computers and operating systems, it should still give a chuckle!

And of course I'm open to suggestions about what today's 'beers' are really like!

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PUNishment For You All!

July 18th 2008 10:30
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1. A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two-tired.

2. What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead giveaway).

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The Questions People Ask!

July 16th 2008 10:30
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Having been asked the other day whether we, as Australians, live in actual houses? (As opposed to what I don't know - tents perhaps???) I've decided to list some of the most common questions asked by visitors to Australia as were pointed out recently by one of our tourism websites.


Q: Does it ever get windy in Australia? I've never seen it rain on TV. How do your plants grow? (UK)
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What Children Think Of The Sea!

July 15th 2008 10:30
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A number of primary schools were doing a project on "The Sea." The children were asked to draw pictures or write about their experiences.
Teachers then compared the results and put together some of the 'better' ones.


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During a felony trial, the defense attorney in order to get his client off, decided that the best tactic was to try and undermine the police officer's credibility.
However as always, things don't always go to plan as you'll see by the responses given below.

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News Headlines To Make You Laugh!

July 11th 2008 10:30
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Some of the funnier, laugh out loud, news headlines of the past:

Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide (Gee, I wonder why?)
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In 2001, Yiannis Katsanis, a Greek millionaire passed away leaving a rather disturbing clause in his will. Disturbing that is, for his relatives and the people of his hometown, Afitos.

The will stipulated that the sum of two billion drachmas ($5.28 million) was to be bequeathed to the town to aid in the construction and running of a new hospital, on the proviso that detailed letters he had written about the sexual exploits and affairs of his relatives and other townspeople were to be read out in public at the town square.

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Top Hats! A Menace To Society!!!

July 9th 2008 10:30
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James Heatherington, the inventor of the top hat, introduced his design to the world in London during 1797.

Upon leaving the shop wearing his unusual headwear he was surrounded by a crowd of onlookers where some pushing and shoving ensued, resulting in women fainting and a young boy having his arm broken.

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Often when it comes to the movies showing a bank robbery, they show the need for the robbers to plan their heist in advance.

Of course real life isn't anythiing like the movies, especially in this case - unless you're making a comedy that is!

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IT FELL From The SKY! MEAT!!!

July 3rd 2008 10:15
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All sorts of strange and bizarre items have fallen from the sky in the past, but how would you feel if a lump of fresh meat landed in your lap?

In 1851 soldiers at a base out near San Francisco were practising drills when they were hit by blood and pieces of meat, from a cloudless sky.

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Unusual Occupations

July 2nd 2008 08:19
Ant Catcher - catches ants for use in ant farms.

Bone Crusher - crushes animal bones into a powder in order to make glue.
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Calling All Chocoholics

June 27th 2008 12:15
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Especially for lovers of chocolate bars!

How well can you tell one chocolate bar from another once the packaging has been removed?

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