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Jokes to Drive Tiger Mad

December 4th 2009 13:24
Car crash
OK, so as you may expect, there are a fair few jokes going around at the moment about Tiger Woods and his driving 'mishap', so I thought I'd share some of the better ones with you all.


Q. What's the difference between a car and a golf ball?
A. Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards.

Q. Why did Tiger crashed into a fire hydrant AND a tree?
A. He couldn't decide between a wood and an iron.

Apparently the police asked Tiger's wife how many times she hit him. She said "I don't know exactly, but put me down for a 5."

What was Elin doing out at 2.30 in the morning? Clubbing

Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole-in-one.

Why did Phil Mickelson call Elin yesterday? To pick up some tips on how to beat Tiger.

What is the penalty for getting it in the wrong hole? Ask Tiger, he knows.

Tiger just changed his nickname but still kept it in the cat family. - Cheetah.

Q. Elin Woods has a twin sister named Josephine. How do you tell them apart?
A. Elin is the one holding the bent 5 iron.

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Comment by Anonymous

December 18th 2009 02:40
Q: What is the difference between Tiger and Santa?
Aanta stops at three ho's

Comment by Anonymous

December 20th 2009 19:23
What is the difference between santa claus and tiger woods?
Santa could stop at three ho's

Comment by Anonymous

December 24th 2009 14:44
What do Tigers and Seals have in common? They are both clubbed by a Norweigen

Comment by Anonymous

January 5th 2010 03:50
Do you know the difference between Tiger and Santa Claus?
Santa Claus stops as three Ho's

Comment by Anonymous

January 31st 2010 00:19
Ehrm . . . and you just proved your eloquently put point by posting twice? (Biiiiiatch)

Comment by Anonymous

February 1st 2010 19:47
Whats the difference between a Escalade and a driver?
Tiger woods can drive a driver!!= )

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