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The Ultimate PMS WARNING System

January 29th 2009 08:51
PMS woman with gun
Hey guys, ever wanted a simpler and easier way to track when you beloved girlfriend or wife is about to have the Cranky bus in town? Yes, I'm talking about a PMS Early warning System - not to be confused with the Tsunami Early Warning System although some of the symptoms can be commonly held by both.

Well now you can with the help of PMSBuddy which, with the motto of "saving relationships one month at a time," tracks those errant cycles and giving men a heads up when to maybe tread a little more lightly. Found at www.PMSBuddy.com, the service has signed up many thousands of men, as well as women who are also signing up to send their partners early alerts.

The website also features a "national alert level" indicator for the US - so far today's statistics look like this:
Currently Tracking: 9,129
PMS Starting Today: 386
PMS Starting within 5 days: 1,576
Overall Threat Index (1-4): 1


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PETROL Versus BEER!!!

June 19th 2008 09:30
beer petrol sign
The cost of petrol versus beer, neatly displayed.
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BOWL BUDDIES!!!

May 2nd 2008 16:35
toilet
Ever wanted to push George W. Bush's head down a toilet!

Well now you have the opportunity at hand, literally.

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thief
In India this week a man was arrested by police after having robbed a bank of a different kind.

We've all heard the old jokes about the Irishman robbing the sperm bank by mistake, but it appears in this case that the sperm bank stolen from in this news item was indeed the actual target.

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Now Just FORK OFF!!!!

April 18th 2008 08:32
fork
From the Associated Press comes this tidbit of exacting revenge in Iowa, USA

"When known pranksters Rick and Marilyn Jones left town for a wedding, neighbors seeking payback eyed their property and decided to stick a fork in it — a few thousand forks, in fact.

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Not Superman but SuperSHEEP!

March 18th 2008 10:10
Police in Germany recently experienced an unexpected turn of events when their latest suspect not only outran them, but also beat up their police dogs!

German sheep
Wanted in connection with rampaging through the town streets at over 30 miles an hour, a sheep managed to evade capture by jumping up and over the bonnets of police cars that were set up as a 'sheep-block' and head butting pursuing police dogs.

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Definitely A Spicy Theft

February 20th 2008 22:24
taco free image
In the latest news from the 'Inland Valley Daily Bulletin' in the US, an armed robber snuck up behind a bicyclist in order to mug him.

However this incident was a little unusual considering how the standard US mugging goes.

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In 2001, council officials from Nottingham, England, after observing how much money was saved in Mediterranean countries through the use of solar powered parking meters, decided that the idea was good enough to install back home. Thus, they ordered £1.1 million Pay-and-Display solar powered parking meters for their local council area.

However they overlooked one very important detail.

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NAUGHTY, NASTY, MISTLETOE!!!

December 17th 2007 00:05
Nasty Mistletoe
Certainly every Christmas some strange Christmas related products appear, but what do you make of this one!
Called the "Nasty Mistletoe" it heckles people as they walk past!

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Hilarious Headlines!!

June 7th 2007 00:25
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Postie Pulls Punches!!!

June 6th 2007 02:02
A postman attacked two men mugging a woman - only to find they were actors filming a scene for 'Casualty'.

Neil Filer, 40, was on his round in Bristol when he saw two large men pinning a terrified woman to a wall.

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Magical Misprints

May 26th 2007 02:35
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Notable newspaper misprints from times past.

For cockroaches do not use sodium fluoride, as children or cherished pets may eat the sodium fluoride instead of the cockroaches.
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PC Dominoes

May 5th 2007 00:15
PC tower
Ever wondered quite what you could use a number of old PC towers for?

Well one person at least has taken 86 PC towers and put them to a very unique use!

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Porsche 2 For The Price Of 1 Deal

April 27th 2007 00:25
By now some of you will probably have heard about this now becoming infamous tale. I myself have heard it re-told on radio stations in the Sydney area, so I decided to do a bit of investigating. After all, I know there are some really stupid people out there, but surely not quite THAT stupid!

The story goes that Glen Fergusson - Sales and Marketing manager for a new U.S. Porsche dealer lost his job because he ran a "buy one get one free promotion".

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