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Jokes to Drive Tiger Mad

December 4th 2009 13:24
Car crash
OK, so as you may expect, there are a fair few jokes going around at the moment about Tiger Woods and his driving 'mishap', so I thought I'd share some of the better ones with you all.


Q. What's the difference between a car and a golf ball?
A. Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards.

Q. Why did Tiger crashed into a fire hydrant AND a tree?
A. He couldn't decide between a wood and an iron.

Apparently the police asked Tiger's wife how many times she hit him. She said "I don't know exactly, but put me down for a 5."

What was Elin doing out at 2.30 in the morning? Clubbing

Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole-in-one.

Why did Phil Mickelson call Elin yesterday? To pick up some tips on how to beat Tiger.

What is the penalty for getting it in the wrong hole? Ask Tiger, he knows.

Tiger just changed his nickname but still kept it in the cat family. - Cheetah.

Q. Elin Woods has a twin sister named Josephine. How do you tell them apart?
A. Elin is the one holding the bent 5 iron.

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Olympic Games FUN Of A DIFFERENT Sort!

August 22nd 2008 23:45
Olympic rings
So as the Beijing Olympics winds up I thought we could have a little fun with a very interesting game involving the athletes from the 2008 Games.

Basically the aim of the game is to tell (without seeing their faces) which athletes are male and which are female, because when it comes to some sportspeople, the lines can be drawn quite close to each other.
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The Truth About Balls

March 18th 2007 00:25
The Truth About Balls.
basketball


1. The sport of choice for the urban poor is Basketball.
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