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News Headlines To Make You Laugh!

July 11th 2008 10:30

Some of the funnier, laugh out loud, news headlines of the past:

Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide (Gee, I wonder why?)

Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant (does that work any better than jail?)

Grandmother of Eight Makes Hole In One

Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over

Tiger Woods Play With Own Balls, Nike Says

Miners Refuse to Work after Death (Lazy bastards!)

Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says (No, really?)

Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted

Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead

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George W. Bush - Not the Only US President To Lose Control Of His Tongue

July 7th 2008 07:22

You probably thought george W. Bush was the only US president to make faux pas such as "You're free. And freedom is beautiful. And, you know, it'll take time to restore chaos and order—order out of chaos. But we will."

And of course my personal favourite,"Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB/GYN's aren't able to practice their love with women all across the country."
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NAUGHTY, NASTY, MISTLETOE!!!

December 17th 2007 00:05

Certainly every Christmas some strange Christmas related products appear, but what do you make of this one!
Called the "Nasty Mistletoe" it heckles people as they walk past!

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A Little GEORGE W BUSH Humour!

August 2nd 2007 00:30

I couldn't resist posting this up, I thought it was hilarious to say the least!

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A Few Humourous Quotes For Today

June 22nd 2007 00:25

* Electricity is really just organized lightning.
- George Carlin
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NOTABLE INSULTS!!!

June 16th 2007 00:25

"Now there sits a man with an open mind. You can feel the draught from here."
- Groucho Marx

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Medical Problems Of A Different Kind!

May 31st 2007 00:25

Forget illegible handwriting! Have you ever witnessed the results of what happens when doctors pay little attention to spelling, grammar and interpretation?
Here is a list of medical notes written by doctors about certain patients.

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WAR Of The SEXES Quotes!

May 27th 2007 01:30

"Sir! This lady is my wife. You should be ashamed."
"If this lady is your wife, you should be ashamed."
Groucho Marx - A Night In Casablanca.
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Magical Misprints

May 26th 2007 02:35

Notable newspaper misprints from times past.

For cockroaches do not use sodium fluoride, as children or cherished pets may eat the sodium fluoride instead of the cockroaches.
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Advice for Life

March 27th 2007 00:25

Some eye opening information on life. Bryn and other lycanthropes would do well to heed the first piece of advice especially. ; )

1. Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, because you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.

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Actual Housing Complaints

March 21st 2007 00:25

Believe it or not, these are extracts from actual letters sent to various councils and Housing associations throughout the United Kingdom. It just goes to show that it really is all a matter of communication and interpretation. ; )

1. I want some repairs done to my cooker as it has backfired and burnt my knob off.
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FUNNY GRAFFITI

March 5th 2007 00:25

We've all seen our share of graffiti, and some of it can actually be quite humourous. Take these signs for instance that were somewhat amended. ; )

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