WAR Of The SEXES Quotes!
May 27th 2007 01:30
"Sir! This lady is my wife. You should be ashamed."
"If this lady is your wife, you should be ashamed."
Groucho Marx - A Night In Casablanca.
"There's nothing so stubborn as a man when you want him to do something."
Jean Giraudoux - The Madwoman of Chaillot.
"A woman is like an elephant - I like to look at 'em, but I wouldn't want to own one."
W.C. Fields - Mississippi
"All she wants is to see his name just once in the obituary column."
Anon.
Bessie Braddock: "Winston, you are drunk, horribly drunk."
Winston Churchill: "And Madam, you are ugly, terribly ugly, but in the morning I shall be sober."
"Do you know why God withheld the sense of humour from women? That we may love you instead of laughing at you."
Mrs Patrick Campbell to a man: M.Peters - The Life Of Mrs Pat.
"She looks like a million dollars - after taxes."
Anon.
"We wouldn't be caught dead with men. Rough, hairy beasts. Eight hands. And they all want just one thing from a girl."
- Some Like It Hot.
"If this lady is your wife, you should be ashamed."
Groucho Marx - A Night In Casablanca.
"There's nothing so stubborn as a man when you want him to do something."
Jean Giraudoux - The Madwoman of Chaillot.
"A woman is like an elephant - I like to look at 'em, but I wouldn't want to own one."
W.C. Fields - Mississippi
"All she wants is to see his name just once in the obituary column."
Anon.
Bessie Braddock: "Winston, you are drunk, horribly drunk."
Winston Churchill: "And Madam, you are ugly, terribly ugly, but in the morning I shall be sober."
"Do you know why God withheld the sense of humour from women? That we may love you instead of laughing at you."
Mrs Patrick Campbell to a man: M.Peters - The Life Of Mrs Pat.
"She looks like a million dollars - after taxes."
Anon.
"We wouldn't be caught dead with men. Rough, hairy beasts. Eight hands. And they all want just one thing from a girl."
- Some Like It Hot.
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