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The FUNNY SIDE Of The CREDIT CRUNCH!!!

October 15th 2008 09:25
Q. What's the difference between investment bankers and pigeons?
A. The pigeons are still capable of making deposits on new BMW's.

piles of money
Talked to my bank manager the other day and he said he was going to concentrate on the big issues from now on. He sold me one outside the supermarket yesterday!

Q. What's the difference between an investment banker and a large pizza?
A. A large pizza can feed a family of four.

I had a cheque returned earlier. "Insufficient Funds" - Mine or the banks???

Q. Why didn't the little boy get any pocket money this week?
A. Because his Mum's gone to Iceland!

Latest news, the Isle of Dogs Building Society has collapsed. They've called in the retrievers.

Q. What's the capital of Iceland?
A. About Three Pounds Fifty.

Masked man holding a bank cashier up with a gun. Says: 'I don't want any money - I just want you to start lending to each other...
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FUNNY T-SHIRT SLOGANS

September 25th 2008 09:30
* At My Age, Getting Lucky Is Finding My Car in the Parking Lot.

* Cancel My Subscription -- I Don't Need Your Issues.
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Advice To MANAGERS From Their EMPLOYEES!!!

September 23rd 2008 09:29
office humour humor free clipart
* Never give me work in the morning. Always wait until 4:00pm and then bring it to me. The challenge of a deadline is refreshing.

* If it's really a "rush job", run in and interrupt me every 10 minutes to inquire how it's going. That helps.
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Worried About Turning The BIG 40??? Some Helpful Hints!

September 18th 2008 09:30
40th birthday
"Forty isn't old, if you're a tree." ~ Anonymous

"We don't understand life any better at forty than at twenty, but we know it and admit it." ~ Jules Renard
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The Most Functional Word In The English Language!?!

August 29th 2008 11:30
dog shit
Well, it's shit ... that's right, shit!

Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language.
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CALLING ALL ALIEN ABDUCTEES!!!

August 14th 2008 16:22
You know what - I'm not even going to write my own interpretation of today's little number - instead I'll let you figure it out for yourself from what the makers have to say........but feel free to make your own judgements - I just wouldn't know where to start with this one!

earth earthlings
"Picture yourself lost in the galaxy...UFO sightings and Alien Abductions are on the rise...Will you return to tell the story?
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Replacing Mouse Balls!

July 24th 2008 10:30
This reportedly was a real memo sent by Logitech during the late 1980's. As I've actually set this post up in a hurry in advance due to being on holiday, I haven't had time to check it's authenticity as yet, but it's still good for a laugh regardless.
Supposedly it was sent to all field engineers about a computer peripheral problem. The author of this memo was quite serious. The engineers rolled on the floor!
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More Badly Worded Headlines

July 22nd 2008 10:30
funny headlines
MEN RECOMMEND MORE CLUBS FOR WIVES

COMPLAINTS ABOUT NBA REFEREES GROWING UGLY
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Begging for a buck with a Twist

July 21st 2008 10:30
funny begging signs

funny begging signs

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If Operating Systems Were Beers!

July 20th 2008 10:30
beer
OK, you'll notice from the start that it is a little more than outdated, but for those of us who remember the 'good old days' of computers and operating systems, it should still give a chuckle!

And of course I'm open to suggestions about what today's 'beers' are really like!
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PUNishment For You All!

July 18th 2008 10:30
pun
1. A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two-tired.

2. What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead giveaway).
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The Questions People Ask!

July 16th 2008 10:30
koala
Having been asked the other day whether we, as Australians, live in actual houses? (As opposed to what I don't know - tents perhaps???) I've decided to list some of the most common questions asked by visitors to Australia as were pointed out recently by one of our tourism websites.

Q: Does it ever get windy in Australia? I've never seen it rain on TV. How do your plants grow? (UK)
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What Children Think Of The Sea!

July 15th 2008 10:30
underwater sea
A number of primary schools were doing a project on "The Sea." The children were asked to draw pictures or write about their experiences.
Teachers then compared the results and put together some of the 'better' ones.

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Defense Lawyer Gets His Comeuppance!

July 12th 2008 10:30
court
During a felony trial, the defense attorney in order to get his client off, decided that the best tactic was to try and undermine the police officer's credibility.
However as always, things don't always go to plan as you'll see by the responses given below.

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