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Those FUNNY SIGNS!

February 28th 2009 10:49

We all love funny signs so here's a few extra to enjoy for the weekend.

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FUNNY STATION STAFF & DRIVER ANNOUNCEMENTS Of The London UNDERGROUND!!!

January 20th 2009 11:37

I've recently discovered the joys of browsing through the online site Going Underground where I discovered these priceless gems of humour delivered by both the station staff and train drivers of the London Underground, or Tube as it's commonly known.

"to the gentleman wearing the long grey coat trying to get on the second carriage, what part of 'stand clear of the doors' don't you understand."
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SOCK and AWE - Fancy a Go???

December 16th 2008 21:06

Following in the footsteps of the Iraqi journalist who recently hurled his shoe at George W. Bush, the online game Sock and Awe, has been drawing high numbers of people willing to throw their shoes and socks at the outgoing U.S. president's image.

The soles of shoes are considered to be the ultimate insult in Arab culture - at the toppling of Saddam Hussein's statue in Baghdad in April 2003, many people used the soles of their shoes to beat it.
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MISHEARD & Sung Christmas LYRICS!!!

December 1st 2008 23:45

Some more of those laughable misheard and mis-sung lyrics, only this time from Christmas carols.

1. The Christmas Song
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I'M SPEECHLESS!!!!

November 27th 2008 18:39

Taken from a police station's daily written record of events.

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The Things PEOPLE Actually SAY!!!!

November 5th 2008 10:00

Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?
Answer: 'I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever,'
--Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest.
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The FUNNY SIDE Of The CREDIT CRUNCH!!!

October 15th 2008 09:25

Q. What's the difference between investment bankers and pigeons?
A. The pigeons are still capable of making deposits on new BMW's.

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Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!!!

October 5th 2008 12:25

These men have been installing bollards to stop cars parking on the pavement outside an Irish sports bar.

After having installed the bollards, they are now cleaning up.
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Hello 911! Where's My Money & The Sauce!!!

August 18th 2008 10:30

Recently in Florida, USA, a 47 year old man by the name of Carlos Gutierrez was arrested after making false 911 to police because the casino's slot machines had 'stolen his money'.

He not only called 911 from the casino he was in, but also again from outside the casino and hotel.
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The Questions People Ask!

July 16th 2008 10:30

Having been asked the other day whether we, as Australians, live in actual houses? (As opposed to what I don't know - tents perhaps???) I've decided to list some of the most common questions asked by visitors to Australia as were pointed out recently by one of our tourism websites.

Q: Does it ever get windy in Australia? I've never seen it rain on TV. How do your plants grow? (UK)
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George W. Bush - Not the Only US President To Lose Control Of His Tongue

July 7th 2008 07:22

You probably thought george W. Bush was the only US president to make faux pas such as "You're free. And freedom is beautiful. And, you know, it'll take time to restore chaos and order—order out of chaos. But we will."

And of course my personal favourite,"Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB/GYN's aren't able to practice their love with women all across the country."
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What Would You Make Of This!

February 23rd 2008 23:05

Here's a situation that could be considered laughable.

Charlie Chaplin once entered a competition and came away the winner of 3rd prize.
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I'LL BET YOU 50 WORDS To Be PRECISE!

January 10th 2008 21:08

The founder of Random House book publishing, Bennett Cerf once made a bet after 30 years in the company with a gentlemen by the name of Theodor Geisel, known better by his Nom-de-plume of Dr Seuss.

Cerf bet Geisel that he couldn't write a book with exactly 50 words in it.
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Solar Power - An Ideal Solution? Perhaps Not!

January 3rd 2008 09:59

In 2001, council officials from Nottingham, England, after observing how much money was saved in Mediterranean countries through the use of solar powered parking meters, decided that the idea was good enough to install back home. Thus, they ordered £1.1 million Pay-and-Display solar powered parking meters for their local council area.

However they overlooked one very important detail.
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