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July 22nd 2008 10:30
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MEN RECOMMEND MORE CLUBS FOR WIVES

COMPLAINTS ABOUT NBA REFEREES GROWING UGLY


TUNA BITING OFF WASHINGTON COAST

MAN HELD OVER GIANT L.A. BRUSH FIRE

S. FLORIDA ILLEGAL ALIENS CUT IN HALF BY NEW LAW

CHILD'S STOOL GREAT FOR USE IN GARDEN

COUNTY OFFICIALS TO TALK RUBBISH (Why that even made the news I don't know - that's just standard political practice.)


GENETIC ENGINEERING SPLITS SCIENTISTS

IRAQI HEAD SEEKS ARMS

DEFENDANT'S SPEECH ENDS IN LONG SENTENCE

IS THERE A RING OF DEBRIS AROUND URANUS? (Next time use more toilet paper!)






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Begging for a buck with a Twist

July 21st 2008 10:30
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funny begging signs

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If Operating Systems Were Beers!

July 20th 2008 10:30
beer
OK, you'll notice from the start that it is a little more than outdated, but for those of us who remember the 'good old days' of computers and operating systems, it should still give a chuckle!

And of course I'm open to suggestions about what today's 'beers' are really like!

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PUNishment For You All!

July 18th 2008 10:30
pun
1. A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two-tired.

2. What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead giveaway).

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The Questions People Ask!

July 16th 2008 10:30
koala
Having been asked the other day whether we, as Australians, live in actual houses? (As opposed to what I don't know - tents perhaps???) I've decided to list some of the most common questions asked by visitors to Australia as were pointed out recently by one of our tourism websites.


Q: Does it ever get windy in Australia? I've never seen it rain on TV. How do your plants grow? (UK)
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What Children Think Of The Sea!

July 15th 2008 10:30
underwater sea
A number of primary schools were doing a project on "The Sea." The children were asked to draw pictures or write about their experiences.
Teachers then compared the results and put together some of the 'better' ones.


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During a felony trial, the defense attorney in order to get his client off, decided that the best tactic was to try and undermine the police officer's credibility.
However as always, things don't always go to plan as you'll see by the responses given below.

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News Headlines To Make You Laugh!

July 11th 2008 10:30
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Some of the funnier, laugh out loud, news headlines of the past:

Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide (Gee, I wonder why?)
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In 2001, Yiannis Katsanis, a Greek millionaire passed away leaving a rather disturbing clause in his will. Disturbing that is, for his relatives and the people of his hometown, Afitos.

The will stipulated that the sum of two billion drachmas ($5.28 million) was to be bequeathed to the town to aid in the construction and running of a new hospital, on the proviso that detailed letters he had written about the sexual exploits and affairs of his relatives and other townspeople were to be read out in public at the town square.

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You probably thought george W. Bush was the only US president to make faux pas such as "You're free. And freedom is beautiful. And, you know, it'll take time to restore chaos and order—order out of chaos. But we will."

And of course my personal favourite,"Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB/GYN's aren't able to practice their love with women all across the country."

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This Month's 'Doh

June 30th 2008 23:45
car crash
And the 'Doh' Award this month goes to a 36 year old man from Connecticut wanted by the police regarding a string of motor vehicle accidents.
He was eventually arrested earlier this month after he crashed his truck straight through the front gate of the local State police department, and then into a vehicle lift at the nearby police garage.

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PETROL Versus BEER!!!

June 19th 2008 09:30
beer petrol sign
The cost of petrol versus beer, neatly displayed.
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BOWL BUDDIES!!!

May 2nd 2008 16:35
toilet
Ever wanted to push George W. Bush's head down a toilet!

Well now you have the opportunity at hand, literally.

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thief
In India this week a man was arrested by police after having robbed a bank of a different kind.

We've all heard the old jokes about the Irishman robbing the sperm bank by mistake, but it appears in this case that the sperm bank stolen from in this news item was indeed the actual target.

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