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Jokes to Drive Tiger Mad

December 4th 2009 13:24
Car crash
OK, so as you may expect, there are a fair few jokes going around at the moment about Tiger Woods and his driving 'mishap', so I thought I'd share some of the better ones with you all.


Q. What's the difference between a car and a golf ball?
A. Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards.

Q. Why did Tiger crashed into a fire hydrant AND a tree?
A. He couldn't decide between a wood and an iron.

Apparently the police asked Tiger's wife how many times she hit him. She said "I don't know exactly, but put me down for a 5."

What was Elin doing out at 2.30 in the morning? Clubbing

Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole-in-one.

Why did Phil Mickelson call Elin yesterday? To pick up some tips on how to beat Tiger.

What is the penalty for getting it in the wrong hole? Ask Tiger, he knows.

Tiger just changed his nickname but still kept it in the cat family. - Cheetah.

Q. Elin Woods has a twin sister named Josephine. How do you tell them apart?
A. Elin is the one holding the bent 5 iron.

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The Cat Before Christmas

December 2nd 2009 15:10
cat
Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse.
Cos the cat had pounced on him and tore him apart
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Stereotypical differences between Aussies, Brits, Americans and Canadians

October 8th 2009 12:17
world map geography free

The stereotypical differences between Aussies, Brits, Americans and Canadians.

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The RULES Of AIR TRAVEL

September 16th 2009 16:55
aeroplane
1. No flight ever leaves on time unless you are running late and need the normal delay in order to make it on time.

2. If you ARE running late for a flight, it will depart from the farthest gate within the terminal.
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Technology for Country Folk!

September 5th 2009 16:43
computer stress
So just how are our country cousins keeping up with the digital age? Here's someone's humourous take on it all Technology for Country Folk.

Apologies to all those computer and internet savvy readers, but it is fun for a laugh - just pretend it's not about you, but your nextdoor neighbour.
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FUNNY WEDDING CAKE TOPPERS

August 21st 2009 08:48
Wedding Cake toppers


Wedding Cake toppers

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LOOSE STUFF 2 MAKE U LAUGH!

July 25th 2009 12:10
Charlie Sheen was once asked whether he'd like to have his father's job playing the American president on "The West Wing".
"I could never be the president," Sheen replied. "Think about it. I've abused cocaine, I've been arrested, I'm not a very smart guy. It's a big joke to think people would want someone like me just because his dad was president."
funny button

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2009 ODDEST BOOK TITLE AWARD!

July 2nd 2009 12:30
book stack
As discussed in a previous post many eons ago (which I now can't locate thanks to Firefox!!!) the competition for the weirdest book titles, as run by he Bookseller Magazine, has been hard at work as ever to appoint their 2009 winner.

Having brought books to the public eye such as 'How to Avoid Huge Ships', 'Bombproof Your Horse' and ''If You Want Closure In Your Relationship, Start With Your Legs', the shortlist for this year's Oddest Book Title of the Year included:
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QUICK TO SWOOP

June 26th 2009 11:19
Michael Jackson
With the announcement of Michael Jackson's death, I thought everyone was quick with the new jokes, (in fact some sites have gone down with the amount of traffic online today) but not as quick it turns out, as people are to begin selling off their Michael Jackson memorabilia on Ebay.

In fact I counted up to 15 pages newly listed from today before I stopped - the list is seemingly endless. (What colour will his ghost be by the way???)
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STRANGE IRISH CURSES

June 25th 2009 19:49
grave
May your obituary be written in weasel's piss.

May the lamb of God stir his hoof through the roof of heaven and kick you in the arse down to hell.
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CALLING ALL WOMEN!!! THIS ONE'S FOR YOU!!!

June 3rd 2009 11:22
pms poster
This is an actual letter from an Austin, Texas woman sent to the American company Proctor and Gamble regarding their feminine products. She really gets rolling after the first paragraph. It's PC Magazine's 2007 editors' choice for best webmail-award-winning letter.


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THE TOURIST'S PRAYER

April 21st 2009 08:38
World globe
Hi all, well I've just returned from a whirlwind trip of Romania, Egypt, Greece and Turkey - all within 2 weeks I might add, and looking back over the Tourist's Prayer I am nodding my head in agreement.

For those who are unaware of this accurate little piece, here it is:
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Top Sure Signs To Tell Whether Or Not You Are Really A WEREWOLF!

March 18th 2009 09:49
full moon
You have no trouble opening heavily taped parcels with your nails.

You also have trouble learning to play the guitar due to your strings snapping for the same reason.
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Those FUNNY SIGNS!

February 28th 2009 10:49
We all love funny signs so here's a few extra to enjoy for the weekend.

funny sign instructions free

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