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FUNNY T-SHIRT SLOGANS
September 25th 2008 09:30
* At My Age, Getting Lucky Is Finding My Car in the Parking Lot.
* Cancel My Subscription -- I Don't Need Your Issues.
* (On the front) 60 Is Not Old . . . (On the back) If You're a Tree.
* I'm Still Hot -- It Just Comes in Flashes.
* I'm Not 50 -- I'm $49.95 Plus Tax.
* I Know I Came Into This Room for a Reason.
* Don't Worry, Mom -- It's Just a Phase.
* Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew Up!
* I Used to Have a Handle on Life, But It Broke.
* We Got Rid of the Kids -- The Cat Was Allergic.
* Dangerously Under-Medicated.
* Madness Takes Its Toll -- Please Have Exact Change.
* Cancel My Subscription -- I Don't Need Your Issues.
* (On the front) 60 Is Not Old . . . (On the back) If You're a Tree.
* I'm Still Hot -- It Just Comes in Flashes.
* I'm Not 50 -- I'm $49.95 Plus Tax.
* I Know I Came Into This Room for a Reason.
* Don't Worry, Mom -- It's Just a Phase.
* Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew Up!
* I Used to Have a Handle on Life, But It Broke.
* We Got Rid of the Kids -- The Cat Was Allergic.
* Dangerously Under-Medicated.
* Madness Takes Its Toll -- Please Have Exact Change.
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