FUNNY VALENTINE POEMS & MESSAGES!!!
February 9th 2011 00:00
Some of these funny poems and messages plead the case for Valentine's Day, while others are against, with the odd few straddling the middle line.
Some girls don't need flowers from their man,
Some girls complain chocolates make them fat,
Some girls do not need big romantic gestures,
Please be advised that I am not like that!
I am your mystery valentine,
Your secret admirer.
I'm rich, good-looking, sexy,
And a compulsive liar.
Since my Valentine got a computer
My love life has taken a hit.
Nothing I say is important
Unless it's a byte or a bit.
Facebook says I'm single
But that's not really true.
My heart belongs to someone,
And that someone is you.
We'd make a great couple,
Jealous folk would hate us,
So please give me a reason
To update my status.
"I said to you, "Oh, please be mine;
Be mine forever, Valentine."
I must have seemed like quite a fool,
Although I thought I was being cool.
I swore that we would never part,
As I put my hand upon my heart.
Had I been thinking with my head,
I'd probably have fled instead.
I have something to say that I
Hope won't go to your head.
You're handsome, witty, charming,
And very good in bed.
Roses are red, violets are blue
sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead
the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.
Last week, when I stopped by early,
It was much worse than my fear.
For my best friend’s car was in the front.
And he was in the rear.
Take me somewhere nice tonight
We'll have a cosy chat,
Any place that doesn't ask,
'Do you want any fries with that?'
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