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FUNNY To STUPID EXCUSES For Being LATE TO WORK!

July 28th 2011 02:00
The real reason late for work cat

I wasn't late. I just failed to be on time.

Your watch must be fast.

I walked into a spider web on the way out the door and couldn't find the spider, so I had to go inside and shower again.

I made the mistake of letting in some Jehovah's Witnesses and they wouldn't leave.

Someone was following me, and I drove all around town trying to lose them.

My heat was shut off so I had to stay home to keep my snake warm.

I wasn’t thinking and accidentally went to my old job.

I was attacked by a raccoon and had to stop by the hospital to make sure it wasn't rabid.

My left turn signal was out so I had to make all right turns to get to work.

I was in a meeting. ..... What, you weren't invited? That's messed up.

The line was too long at Starbucks.

I'm not late. I decided to change my hours to make them more convenient.

I'm not coming to work to day because my computer has got a virus.

I feel like I'm in everyone's way if I show up on time.

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Comment by Gibarlet

July 28th 2011 16:49
Your wife said I couldn't come out of the wardrobe until you had left the house

Comment by MelissaA

August 9th 2011 01:37


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LOL, love it!

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