MelissaA
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New Years Quotes To Consider
January 2nd 2007 00:20
"A New Year's resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other."
Anonymous
"Many people look forward to the New Year for a new start on old habits.
Anonymous"
"New Year's Day… now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual."
Mark Twain
"Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to."
Bill Vaughan
"An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves."
Bill Vaughan
"The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkenness culminates on New Year's Eve, when you get so drunk you kiss the person you're married to."
P.J. O'Rourke
"Cheers to a New Year and another chance for us to get it right."
Oprah Winfrey
"I'm a little bit older, a little bit wiser, a little bit rounder, but still none the wiser."
Robert Paul
"New Year's is a harmless annual institution, of no particular use to anybody save as a scapegoat for promiscuous drunks, and friendly calls and humbug resolutions."
Mark Twain
"Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account."
Oscar Wilde
"May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions!"
Joey Adams
"New Year's Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time."
James Agate
"Making resolutions is a cleansing ritual of self assessment and repentance that demands personal honesty and, ultimately, reinforces humility. Breaking them is part of the cycle."
Eric Zorn
"Happiness is too many things these days for anyone to wish it on anyone lightly. So let's just wish each other a bile-less New Year and leave it at that."
Judith Crist
"The object of a New Year is not that we should have a new year. It is that we should have a new soul and a new nose; new feet, a new backbone, new ears, and new eyes. Unless a particular man made New Year resolutions, he would make no resolutions. Unless a man starts afresh about things, he will certainly do nothing effective. Unless a man starts on the strange assumption that he has never existed before, it is quite certain that he will never exist afterwards. Unless a man be born again, he shall by no means enter into the Kingdom of Heaven."
G. K. Chesterton
"Now there are more overweight people in America than average-weight people. So overweight people are now average..........which means you've met your New Year's resolution."
Jay Leno
"New Year's Day is every man's birthday."
Charles Lamb
ROLL ON 2007!!!
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Comment by Andrea
V8 Supercar Pitstop
How about I just wish you a very Bile-less New Year.
It's always nice to have it confirmed that resolutions are made to be broken, isn't it.
A.H.
Comment by KylieW
Celebrity Obsession
Happy New Year!
Comment by MelissaA
Fun Facts
Sounds like a fantastic resolution to me KylieW! : )