MelissaA
Brenton
Shilpa Karhik
Funny Bumper Stickers
January 20th 2007 01:30
Squirrels - Nature's speedbumps.
Look Out! I Drive Just Like You.
If at first you do succeed, try not to look astonished.
Telepath wanted: you know where to apply.
I'm driving this way just to annoy the hell out of you.
Keep honking, I'm reloading.
Lord save me from your followers.
I said "no" to drugs, but they just wouldn't listen.
I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.
Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese
Don't Tailgate Me or I'll Flick a Booger On Your Windshield
I intend to live forever - so far, so good
Dont piss me off- I am running out of places to hide the bodies
How do you confuse a wanker? 37
Join the Army, meet interesting people, kill them.
All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand.
I'm out of estrogen and I've got a gun.
Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere!
Welcome to Kentucky - Set your watch back 20 years.
Honk if you love peace and quiet.
You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
Advice is free: The right answer will cost plenty.
Everyone is entitled to my opinion.
Kids in the back seat cause accidents; Accidents in the back seat cause kids.
Honk If You Want To See My Finger!
Don't drink and drive, you might hit a speed bump and spill your drink.
I brake for fairies, elves, gnomes, the toothfairy, the easter bunny, santa and other little creatures that only I can see
Cover me. I'm changing lanes.
Dont laugh. Your daughter could be in here.
If You Can Read This You're Too Damn Close
If you can read this I'm not going fast enough.
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