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The Simple FUN You Can Have With WORDS!!

December 5th 2007 00:05
1. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

2. Police were called to a day care where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.

3. The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.


4. The butcher backed up into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his orders.

5. To write with a broken pencil is pointless.


6. When fish are in schools they sometimes take debate.


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7. The short fortune teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.


8. A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.


9. The world will never run out of maths teachers because they always multiply.

10. When the smog lifts in Los Angeles, U.C.L.A.


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Comment by Hope

December 8th 2007 14:04
LOL! Thanks! I needed the laugh!

Comment by Mike Crowl

January 13th 2008 08:44
Very nice set of jokes.

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