MelissaA
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Funny Football Comments
September 29th 2006 00:01
Well with 2 sets of football grand finals coming up this weekend I thought I'd try and drag up some funny/idiotic football comments, although I have to say that it wasn't as easy to find as I'd first thought, which I was really surprised by actually. So I've
ended up pinching them from the Ormond Juniors football club.
These can be especially helpful if your team hasn't made it through this year.
"Any time Carlton scores more than 100 points and holds the other team below 100 points they almost always win."
- Lou Richards
"It's only puffy when it's swollen."
- Anthony Rocca, Collingwood describing his broken finger (Gee Anthony, you don't say......)
"Strangely, in slow motion replay, the ball seemed to sail through the air for even longer."
- Peter Landy (A word of advice Peter - don't ever buy a PVR.)
"We talked five times. I called him twice, and he called me twice."
- Eddie McGuire
"I think everybody gets caught up in superstitions. But I don't put much stock in them ... knock on wood."
- Jason Akermanis, Brisbane
"If you can't stand the heat in the dressing-room, get out of the kitchen"
- Tony Shaw
"It was never part of our plans not to play well, it just happened that way"
- Ron Barassi
"Apart from their goals, St Kilda was scoreless in that opening quarter"
- Eddie McGuire ( Oh my goodness Eddie, are you sure? Maybe you should ring a friend.....)
"It may have been going wide, but nevertheless it was a great shot on target"
- Brian Taylor
"They didn't change positions, they just moved the players around"
- John (Sam) Newman
"More football later, but first let's see the first half highlights from the Essendon v Collingwood game"
- Peter Landy
"Kicked wide of the goal with such precision"
- Sandy Roberts
"Wakelin conceded five, you don't get many of those to the dozen"
- Rodney Eade
These can be especially helpful if your team hasn't made it through this year.
"Any time Carlton scores more than 100 points and holds the other team below 100 points they almost always win."
- Lou Richards
"It's only puffy when it's swollen."
- Anthony Rocca, Collingwood describing his broken finger (Gee Anthony, you don't say......)
"Strangely, in slow motion replay, the ball seemed to sail through the air for even longer."
- Peter Landy (A word of advice Peter - don't ever buy a PVR.)
"We talked five times. I called him twice, and he called me twice."
- Eddie McGuire
"I think everybody gets caught up in superstitions. But I don't put much stock in them ... knock on wood."
- Jason Akermanis, Brisbane
"If you can't stand the heat in the dressing-room, get out of the kitchen"
- Tony Shaw
"It was never part of our plans not to play well, it just happened that way"
- Ron Barassi
"Apart from their goals, St Kilda was scoreless in that opening quarter"
- Eddie McGuire ( Oh my goodness Eddie, are you sure? Maybe you should ring a friend.....)
"It may have been going wide, but nevertheless it was a great shot on target"
- Brian Taylor
"They didn't change positions, they just moved the players around"
- John (Sam) Newman
"More football later, but first let's see the first half highlights from the Essendon v Collingwood game"
- Peter Landy
"Kicked wide of the goal with such precision"
- Sandy Roberts
"Wakelin conceded five, you don't get many of those to the dozen"
- Rodney Eade
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thats all i have to say!
u fucking legends
i love all players on that team even bad or good
u at least mad eit to one of my fave teams! whoo i love u guys
and who is gonna win the grand final this year!
SAINTS!
yeah thats right u all better get used to this awesome team winning! boya!
xxxxxxxxxxxxxx love annie
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