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The Additional Chocolate Rules

March 23rd 2008 01:45
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If you can't eat all your chocolate, it will keep in the freezer. But if you can't eat all your chocolate, what's wrong with you?

Diet tip: Eat a chocolate bar before each meal.
It'll take the edge off your appetite and you'll eat less.

A nice box of chocolates can provide your total daily intake of calories in one place. Isn't that handy?

If calories are an issue, store your chocolate on top of the fridge. Calories are afraid of heights, and they will jump out of the chocolate to protect themselves.

The problem: How to get two pounds of chocolate home from the store in a hot car.
The solution: Eat it in the parking lot.

Money talks. Chocolate sings.

Why is there no such organisation as Chocoholics Anonymous?
Because no one wants to quit.

Put "eat chocolate" at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at least you'll get one thing done.

HAPPY EASTER !!!
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Easter At The Whitehouse

March 22nd 2008 01:45
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OK, so every year in the US the President, his wife and their cohorts have what's known as the annual Easter Egg Roll on the lawns of the Whitehouse.

But to see one with an added twist, you should check out this one....Easter under the Bush Administration!
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Definitely A Spicy Theft

February 20th 2008 22:24
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In the latest news from the 'Inland Valley Daily Bulletin' in the US, an armed robber snuck up behind a bicyclist in order to mug him.

However this incident was a little unusual considering how the standard US mugging goes.
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BANANA PEELS - SLIPPERY Little Suckers!!

November 14th 2007 10:09
Banana peels - touted all over the world as being slippery little suckers. Old wives tale or just another cliche?

Up until now, that's pretty much what I had thought and that the most fun you could have with bananas (aside from any dirty-minded thoughts) was throwing old, rotten bananas into ceiling fans. Don't believe me on that one either.......well as it happens, an entire class in my high school was given detention many years ago for that one....
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Explaining Ideology With Moo Cows!

May 25th 2007 00:25
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Just a little something I stumbled across while cleaning recently.
Explaining world ideologies with the assistance of cows.

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REAL Women Versus Ladies!

March 24th 2007 00:25
OK, so more email cleaning out, but if you're thinking I'm pushing it putting it in a fun facts and trivia blog, consider that the first part of each item is factual, followed by the second fun part!

Real Women vs Ladies
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Are You Ready For Children

November 18th 2006 02:30
Are you really ready to have children?
peanut butter


Take this simple test and find out.
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Mixing Mentos with Diet Coke

September 27th 2006 00:01
Have you ever seen what happens when you drop a Mentos mint into a bottle of Diet Coke?

I bet you’ve never even thought about it before have you? ??
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