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SORRY BUT I'M NOT DEAD YET!!!

August 20th 2008 23:45
gravestone headstone
People who reportedly 'died' before they did!

* Bertrand Russell (British mathematician) - reported in print as having died in 1937, had to have his obituary reprinted when he actually died in 1970.

* Mark Twain (author) - A US newspaper reported that he had died in 1897. When someone attempted to confirm the grim news, they were met by a living, breathing Twain who uttered the famous words..."Reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated."


* Lord Baden Powell (Scouting Founder) - reported as having been shot for spying during WW1, died in 1941 while not spying in WW2.
It has actually been said that during WW1, even though he volunteered his services, he had been given no orders to follow as Lord Kitchener stated that "he could lay his hand on several competent divisional generals but could find no one who could carry on the invaluable work of the Boy Scouts."


* Alfred Nobel it is said came up with the idea of the Nobel Peace Prize after the appalling report in a French newspaper of his death in 1888. He thought his obituary sounded that bad that he decided to have his legacy live on in a more positive light! He died just 8 years later.

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thief
In India this week a man was arrested by police after having robbed a bank of a different kind.

We've all heard the old jokes about the Irishman robbing the sperm bank by mistake, but it appears in this case that the sperm bank stolen from in this news item was indeed the actual target.

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Now Just FORK OFF!!!!

April 18th 2008 08:32
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From the Associated Press comes this tidbit of exacting revenge in Iowa, USA

"When known pranksters Rick and Marilyn Jones left town for a wedding, neighbors seeking payback eyed their property and decided to stick a fork in it — a few thousand forks, in fact.

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SQUATTING For The OLYMPICS!!!

March 27th 2008 01:10
Going to the Beijing Olympics? Well it might be standing squatting room only for those availing themselves of one of the the most unpleasant, but extremeley necessary evils.

toilet
I'm talking toilets! Yes again with another toilet tale, and no, I don't have some sort of weird toilet fetish. (Although I'm sure you were just hoping for one. )

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Not Superman but SuperSHEEP!

March 18th 2008 10:10
Police in Germany recently experienced an unexpected turn of events when their latest suspect not only outran them, but also beat up their police dogs!

German sheep
Wanted in connection with rampaging through the town streets at over 30 miles an hour, a sheep managed to evade capture by jumping up and over the bonnets of police cars that were set up as a 'sheep-block' and head butting pursuing police dogs.

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The AFP have reported this week on YouTube's latest rising internet star - an Italian archbishop!

"An Italian archbishop has become an unexpected Internet star by answering questions from his flock each week on YouTube, getting more than 65,000 hits each time, the Milan diocese said Thursday.

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Recently in Hungary, a burglar out on the prowl, climbed the fence of what he considered to be a prime target in a posh area of Budapest, only to be confronted by fencing of a different sort.

fencing foil sword
Virgine Ujlaky, 23, of the Olympic Fencing team was practicing her swordplay when she saw Pal Nagy, 43, climb in through the window of her house. She deftly pinned him up against the wall with her sword at his throat while she rang police.

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Jedi Knight
Thousands of Australians during a national census have been known in the past to put down their religion as being 'Jedi'.

Now it seems the first 'Jedi Church' is in the makings thanks to brothers Barney and Daniel Jones of Anglesey, Wales

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Imagine how you would feel if people started calling you on the phone to find out whether or not you were dead or actually still alive!

This was the shock experienced by one 71 year old man by the name of Andy Lees in the UK recently.

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In 2001, council officials from Nottingham, England, after observing how much money was saved in Mediterranean countries through the use of solar powered parking meters, decided that the idea was good enough to install back home. Thus, they ordered £1.1 million Pay-and-Display solar powered parking meters for their local council area.

However they overlooked one very important detail.

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FAIRY BREAD - A Cultural DELICACY???

September 19th 2007 10:14
OK, so here's the story..... something that I, like may other Aussies have grown up with is the simple idea of taking buttered bread and sprinkling it with either multi-coloured Hundreds & Thousands, or multi-coloured Sprinkles.

So we move to the UK, are in temporary accommodation and Miss 5-almost-6 is about to have a birthday. Hmmm, we need something simple and easy for her classmates to share with her on this auspicious occasion that requires no cooking due to lack of cooking equipment, and won't cost a fortune, especially with the conversion rate.
fairybread

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A Sign To Fear???

May 4th 2007 00:25
snake sign Austria
Warning sign in Polish, Czech, English & German
Some parts of Austria have a major problem with motorists, usually tourists from Eastern Europe, stopping to urinate by the roadside.

This results in the smell of urine permeating the air, not exactly scented with minty freshness!

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Practical Bra Construction

May 1st 2007 00:30
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Imagine taking a University course on how to design and build women's bras!

All such things are possible at the Hong Kong Polytechnic University where you can do a degree in 'Bra Studies'.

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chocolate
How many of you would be willing to eat this unique Ukrainian treat?!?!

Sure the picture looks good, but that's only half of the story!

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