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FUNNY T-SHIRT SLOGANS

September 25th 2008 09:30
* At My Age, Getting Lucky Is Finding My Car in the Parking Lot.

* Cancel My Subscription -- I Don't Need Your Issues.

* (On the front) 60 Is Not Old . . . (On the back) If You're a Tree.


* I'm Still Hot -- It Just Comes in Flashes.


* I'm Not 50 -- I'm $49.95 Plus Tax.


* I Know I Came Into This Room for a Reason.


* Don't Worry, Mom -- It's Just a Phase.


* Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew Up!


* I Used to Have a Handle on Life, But It Broke.

* We Got Rid of the Kids -- The Cat Was Allergic.


* Dangerously Under-Medicated.


* Madness Takes Its Toll -- Please Have Exact Change.

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What Children Think Of The Sea!

July 15th 2008 10:30
underwater sea
A number of primary schools were doing a project on "The Sea." The children were asked to draw pictures or write about their experiences.
Teachers then compared the results and put together some of the 'better' ones.


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The LIGHTER Side of SCRABBLE!!!

August 3rd 2007 00:35
* In 1996 a woman was charged with assault when she struck her husband over the head with a Scrabble board.

* A resident in an old people’s home was thrown out when she admitted she didn’t play Scrabble.
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toddler
Poo in their nappy just after you've just changed them into a new one.

Complain that they're not hungry after nagging and demanding a certain piece of food that is finally given to them. The food usually then has to either be eaten by the parent or thrown out immediately.

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Are You Ready For Children

November 18th 2006 02:30
Are you really ready to have children?
peanut butter


Take this simple test and find out.

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