MelissaA
Brenton
Shilpa Karhik
The FUNNY SIDE Of The CREDIT CRUNCH!!!
October 15th 2008 09:25
Q. What's the difference between investment bankers and pigeons?
A. The pigeons are still capable of making deposits on new BMW's.
Talked to my bank manager the other day and he said he was going to concentrate on the big issues from now on. He sold me one outside the supermarket yesterday!
Q. What's the difference between an investment banker and a large pizza?
A. A large pizza can feed a family of four.
I had a cheque returned earlier. "Insufficient Funds" - Mine or the banks???
Q. Why didn't the little boy get any pocket money this week?
A. Because his Mum's gone to Iceland!
Latest news, the Isle of Dogs Building Society has collapsed. They've called in the retrievers.
Q. What's the capital of Iceland?
A. About Three Pounds Fifty.
Masked man holding a bank cashier up with a gun. Says: 'I don't want any money - I just want you to start lending to each other...
A. The pigeons are still capable of making deposits on new BMW's.
Q. What's the difference between an investment banker and a large pizza?
A. A large pizza can feed a family of four.
I had a cheque returned earlier. "Insufficient Funds" - Mine or the banks???
Q. Why didn't the little boy get any pocket money this week?
A. Because his Mum's gone to Iceland!
Latest news, the Isle of Dogs Building Society has collapsed. They've called in the retrievers.
Q. What's the capital of Iceland?
A. About Three Pounds Fifty.
Masked man holding a bank cashier up with a gun. Says: 'I don't want any money - I just want you to start lending to each other...
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