BP - Trying to Be Positive
June 1st 2010 03:50
But then again, with comments like those being submitted, is it really any surprise??? Here's a few prime examples:
@bpTerry just asked a scientist why there are so many crows in the south. Turns out they are seagulls. It was AWKWARD. #bpcares
What a gorgeous day! The ocean is filled with the most beautiful rainbows! #yourewelcome #bpcares
I've gotta say, at night the gulf really doesn't look that bad. #bpcares
Of course, bp cares about the fishing industry as well. Now, all tuna from the gulf coast comes pre-packaged in oil. #you'rewelcome #yum
Someone just suggested canceling our Memorial Day BBQ in light of recent events. That person, of course, was swiftly fired. #bpcares
They want to fine us $4,300 for every barrel of oil spilled? Umm, we're not spilling barrels, the oil is going directly into the gulf. DUH
New solution: Everybody drive your cars into the gulf with your gas caps open! You'll get a full tank and we'll only charge $20 cash!
It's official, the phrase "All the tea in china" has been replaced with 'All the oil in the gulf" - Can't wait for the royalties!
The ocean looks just a bit slimmer today. Dressing it in black really did the trick! #bpcares
@qwarto - We are aware of the health risks facing clean up volunteers, which is why BP is offering each one a free pack of cigarettes on us.
Jesus walked on water and soon you can too! (Please pray for BP, we're losing a lot of oil).
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