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Top Sure Signs To Tell Whether Or Not You Are Really A WEREWOLF!

March 18th 2009 09:49
full moon
You have no trouble opening heavily taped parcels with your nails.

You also have trouble learning to play the guitar due to your strings snapping for the same reason.

You have a hatred of vegetarians except with tomato sauce.

Instead of worrying about your hair turning grey you find it looks great in the moonlight.

What other children call the Easter Bunny, you call a snack.

You quite enjoy biting your own tongue.

People allergic to dogs sneeze when you are near.

If someone calls out 'Where?', you answer.

During a full moon you need some 'personal space', preferably out in the woods.

Your friends call you Hairy McClary and you don't own a motorcycle.

You wake up naked in gardens and fields on a regular basis and it's not always alcohol induced.
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The TWELVE DAYS Of CHRISTMAS Credit CRUNCH!!!!

December 9th 2008 10:15
partridge pear tree
A Memo to All Departments During the Christmas Credit Crunch

Effective immediately: the following economising measures are being implemented by the ‘Twelve Days of Christmas’ subsidiary
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Replacing Mouse Balls!

July 24th 2008 10:30
This reportedly was a real memo sent by Logitech during the late 1980's. As I've actually set this post up in a hurry in advance due to being on holiday, I haven't had time to check it's authenticity as yet, but it's still good for a laugh regardless.
Supposedly it was sent to all field engineers about a computer peripheral problem. The author of this memo was quite serious. The engineers rolled on the floor!
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The Questions People Ask!

July 16th 2008 10:30
koala
Having been asked the other day whether we, as Australians, live in actual houses? (As opposed to what I don't know - tents perhaps???) I've decided to list some of the most common questions asked by visitors to Australia as were pointed out recently by one of our tourism websites.

Q: Does it ever get windy in Australia? I've never seen it rain on TV. How do your plants grow? (UK)
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Jokes Guaranteed To Offend

April 16th 2008 08:25
George W Bush shocked
What is a Yankee?
The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.

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The True Nature of Santa's Reindeer!

December 21st 2007 06:33
reindeer
An old, but timely fact:

According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December.
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Magical Misprints

May 26th 2007 02:35
cockroach
Notable newspaper misprints from times past.

For cockroaches do not use sodium fluoride, as children or cherished pets may eat the sodium fluoride instead of the cockroaches.
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Explaining Ideology With Moo Cows!

May 25th 2007 00:25
cartoon cow
Just a little something I stumbled across while cleaning recently.
Explaining world ideologies with the assistance of cows.

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Quick Easter Bunny Humour

April 7th 2007 00:23
Easter bunny joke
My kids were complaining about the rarity of Easter jokes when I told them my favourite yesterday, so I thought I'd post it, along with a few others up today.

Q: What do you get when you pour boiling water down a rabbit hole?
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