The Cat Before Christmas
December 2nd 2009 15:10
Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse.
Cos the cat had pounced on him and tore him apart
Ate his mousey intestines and chewed up his heart.
Kitty thought he heard sleigh bells, which made him take pause
He stopped daintily licking the blood from his claws.
"Must be Santa", thought Kitty, that quite clever cat.
"Cos nobody else climbs down the chimney like that."
Indeed it was old Santa, so jolly and fat
With a load of presents, and all for the cat!
"Wow, the best Christmas ever!" Kitty thought with a purr,
Then he coughed up a hairball and shed some more fur.
- Anonymous.
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse.
Cos the cat had pounced on him and tore him apart
Ate his mousey intestines and chewed up his heart.
Kitty thought he heard sleigh bells, which made him take pause
He stopped daintily licking the blood from his claws.
"Must be Santa", thought Kitty, that quite clever cat.
"Cos nobody else climbs down the chimney like that."
Indeed it was old Santa, so jolly and fat
With a load of presents, and all for the cat!
"Wow, the best Christmas ever!" Kitty thought with a purr,
Then he coughed up a hairball and shed some more fur.
- Anonymous.
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