MelissaA
Brenton
Shilpa Karhik
NOTABLE INSULTS!!!
June 16th 2007 00:25
- Groucho Marx
I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.
- Groucho Marx
I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
- Mark Twain
"America is a country that doesn't know where it is going, but is determined to set a speed record getting there."
- Peter Lawrence
"Of course, America had often been discovered before Columbus, but it had always been hushed up."
- Oscar Wilde
"He has the attention span of a lightning bolt."
- Robert Redford
"I don't even know what street Canada is on."
- Al Capone
" A modest little person, with much to be modest about."
- Winston Churchill
"I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally."
- WC Fields
"Most of the time he sounds like he has a mouth full of toilet paper."
- Rex Reed talking about Marlon Brando
"I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure."
- Clarence Darrow
"He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know.
- Abraham Lincoln
"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts... for support rather than illumination."
- Andrew Lang
"He loves nature in spite of what it did to him."
- Forrest Tucker
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