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Hello 911! Where's My Money & The Sauce!!!

August 18th 2008 10:30
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Recently in Florida, USA, a 47 year old man by the name of Carlos Gutierrez was arrested after making false 911 to police because the casino's slot machines had 'stolen his money'.

He not only called 911 from the casino he was in, but also again from outside the casino and hotel.

While elsewhere in Florida around the same time, a Jacksonville man called 911 to complain that a Subway restaurant forgot to put the sauce on his spicy Italian sandwich!
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The Questions People Ask!

July 16th 2008 10:30
koala
Having been asked the other day whether we, as Australians, live in actual houses? (As opposed to what I don't know - tents perhaps???) I've decided to list some of the most common questions asked by visitors to Australia as were pointed out recently by one of our tourism websites.

Q: Does it ever get windy in Australia? I've never seen it rain on TV. How do your plants grow? (UK)
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George W. Bush - Not the Only US President To Lose Control Of His Tongue

July 7th 2008 07:22
You probably thought george W. Bush was the only US president to make faux pas such as "You're free. And freedom is beautiful. And, you know, it'll take time to restore chaos and order—order out of chaos. But we will."

And of course my personal favourite,"Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB/GYN's aren't able to practice their love with women all across the country."
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This Month's 'Doh

June 30th 2008 23:45
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And the 'Doh' Award this month goes to a 36 year old man from Connecticut wanted by the police regarding a string of motor vehicle accidents.
He was eventually arrested earlier this month after he crashed his truck straight through the front gate of the local State police department, and then into a vehicle lift at the nearby police garage.
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BOWL BUDDIES!!!

May 2nd 2008 16:35
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Ever wanted to push George W. Bush's head down a toilet!

Well now you have the opportunity at hand, literally.
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Now Just FORK OFF!!!!

April 18th 2008 08:32
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From the Associated Press comes this tidbit of exacting revenge in Iowa, USA

"When known pranksters Rick and Marilyn Jones left town for a wedding, neighbors seeking payback eyed their property and decided to stick a fork in it — a few thousand forks, in fact.
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Jokes Guaranteed To Offend

April 16th 2008 08:25
George W Bush shocked
What is a Yankee?
The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.

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Easter At The Whitehouse

March 22nd 2008 01:45
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OK, so every year in the US the President, his wife and their cohorts have what's known as the annual Easter Egg Roll on the lawns of the Whitehouse.

But to see one with an added twist, you should check out this one....Easter under the Bush Administration!
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Definitely A Spicy Theft

February 20th 2008 22:24
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In the latest news from the 'Inland Valley Daily Bulletin' in the US, an armed robber snuck up behind a bicyclist in order to mug him.

However this incident was a little unusual considering how the standard US mugging goes.
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Interesting Valentines Facts!

February 14th 2008 11:00
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- Worldwide, over 50 million roses are given for Valentine's Day each year.

- Of all flowers purchased, men are responsible for buying approximately 3/4.
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The Simple FUN You Can Have With WORDS!!

December 5th 2007 00:05
1. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

2. Police were called to a day care where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.
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Calling All Drivers With A Special Message For Other Road Users!

November 24th 2007 22:12
Ever wanted to give that driver behind you a special message all of your own? There's now a new invention out known as the "Plate Flipper".

Basically it allows you to have a message hidden under your car or motorcycle registration plate which can mechanically display itself to the person behind at the flip of a switch.
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The Hotmail Account of George W Bush

August 17th 2007 00:40
George W Bush
OK, so I'm really running out of time in our sorting and packing to move overseas, so I'll leave you with a simple bit of George W. Bush humour (that's 'humor' for you Americans) that I know you all love so much.

Click HERE for U.S. President George W Bush's old Hotmail account!
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One Weird Cigar Law!

August 9th 2007 01:23
In Zion, Illinois there is a law that prohibits owners from giving a lit cigar to any of their domesticated animals.

While the law specifically names dogs and cats, it also applies to other kinds of pet such as hamsters rabbits and goldfish.
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