Ever wanted to push George W. Bush's head down a toilet! Well now you have the opportunity at hand, literally. The Original Bowl Buddy people have come up with a novel idea. A toilet brush with the head and body of George W Bush on it. For those not so interested in old George so much now t...

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Yes, you heard me correctly, fart deodorisers! Somewhere, someone in a company out there in the big wide world, has designed an odour absorbing pad to wear in your briefsunderwear to absorb the smell of the thunder down under. Now you'll note this is for smell only, not sound but for some peo...

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How bad of a burglar do you have to be to be to be captured and beaten up by the blind man whose house you're robbing? Recently in the US, I believe it was Indianapolis, the blind man realised something was wrong when he heard his dog barking. He then found the burglar in his house and beat him i...

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In India this week a man was arrested by police after having robbed a bank of a different kind. We've all heard the old jokes about the Irishman robbing the sperm bank by mistake, but it appears in this case that the sperm bank stolen from in this news item was indeed the actual target. It's b...

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From the Associated Press comes this tidbit of exacting revenge in Iowa, USA "When known pranksters Rick and Marilyn Jones left town for a wedding, neighbors seeking payback eyed their property and decided to stick a fork in it a few thousand forks, in fact. Tom and Paula Tschudi planted 3...

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What is a Yankee? The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone. What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover ? The position of the dirt bag. What do you call a smart blonde? A golden retriever. What do lawyers use for birth control? Their personalities. What's th...

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Over in Georgia, a man by the name of Carl Miles once possessed a 'talking' cat. He would take his cat out to street corners where the cat would say "I Love You" and "I Want My Mamma". Both he and the cat would then collect money from passers-by. During 1981, the city council ordered that he p...

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Just a little something we noticed recently about car registration plates in the UK. They all have a white plate on the front of the car and a yellow on the back? Hmmm..... You can also tell a lot about somebody's car from their licence plate over here - it's built into the numbers and lettering ...

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In a study published in the journal Evolution and Biology and also reported upon by the British weekly New Scientist, scientists have discovered that people who are really in love with their partners are less attracted to other people. Even though many studies in the past have shown that humans a...

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Going to the Beijing Olympics? Well it might be standing squatting room only for those availing themselves of one of the the most unpleasant, but extremeley necessary evils. I'm talking toilets! Yes again with another toilet tale, and no, I don't have some sort of weird toilet fetish. (Although I...

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There is one 35 year old Adelaide man who could be considered a real dope. He was growing cannabis in his house recently when he was broken into. He then rang the police and alerted them to the fact that 6 men had broken in and were stealing his dope. Definitely not the brightest crayon in the pa...

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If you can't eat all your chocolate, it will keep in the freezer. But if you can't eat all your chocolate, what's wrong with you? Diet tip: Eat a chocolate bar before each meal. It'll take the edge off your appetite and you'll eat less. A nice box of chocolates can provide your total daily in...

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OK, so every year in the US the President, his wife and their cohorts have what's known as the annual Easter Egg Roll on the lawns of the Whitehouse. But to see one with an added twist, you should check out this one....Easter under the Bush Administration! NB: Kids, look away now.... ...

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Ever wondered about the size of the World's largest Easter egg? Belgian chocolate company Guylian, known best for their seashell designed chocolates won themselves a place in the Guinness Book of Worlds records during Easter of 2005 with an egg composed of over 50,000 bars , the equivalent of or ...

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Police in Germany recently experienced an unexpected turn of events when their latest suspect not only outran them, but also beat up their police dogs! Wanted in connection with rampaging through the town streets at over 30 miles an hour, a sheep managed to evade capture by jumping up and over th...

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